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Politician Bird

The Politician Bird has a head made from an old pick axe, so his head is hard and hollow, while the body and legs are made from a manure spreader. Ruffle his feathers and empty promises will come out. His cry of "I'm in favor of opposing passing the enforcement of unfunded states rights to federalize motherhood and apple pie taxes--or not!" can be heard most clearly in late October of any election year. He stands four feet tall on a tax payer subsidized perch, on a long pole underwritten by special interests. To quote him directly, he will, "never lie to you, even if it means not telling you the truth." $550

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